One of the Avengers (Not Your Favorite) Just Crushed Our Hiddleston Dating Dreams

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One of the Avengers (Not Your Favorite) Just Crushed Our Hiddleston Dating Dreams

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Brace yourself. Tom Hiddleston and Elizabeth Olsen, who’ve just completed shooting I Saw the Light (in which the Hiddles does his best Hank Williams impression, and Olsen plays his wife [goddammit]), are “hooking up.” Hooking up! You know what that means, don’t you? Nudity, body parts intertwined, ALL THAT SEXYTIME STUFF. Oh, and Us Weekly’s *source* (it’s probably that fucking Renner), says the relationship is totally casual, but they “text when they’re apart,” and you know what that means, don’t you? They’re going to fucking get married. Because whenever the gossip says a couple is “serious,” that couple breaks up, but if it’s “casual,” they’re totes getting married. So, we might as well start the crying now. THESE HIPS WILL NEVER BE OURS.



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